I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
When the Hours Move to Minutes
Ask me.
Look at me.
Stalk me.
Love me.
Hanna Adrienne
I have a sparkling personality
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My calculus teacher’s opinion on math.
Teacher: “Math is the most important thing to learn in school, mathematicians can do anything.”
Student: “So could you build a rocket?”
Teacher: “Probably. What’s an English teacher gonna do for you? Teach you how to write a poem about a rocket. Useless.”
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Katy Perry can be out here with a song where she sings about how ~fun~ getting blackout drunk, having sex with strangers, and just generally being so fucked up that you do stuff that leads to the police putting a warrant out for your arrest is, and it’s just silly pop fun because she did it over yet another typical Dr. Luke production with a sax solo from Kenny G. Cap it all off with the video for this song clearly being set in what’s supposed to be high school and it’s just cute, funny and harmless, no one worries about the gross messages except maybe some uber-puritan Christian blogs.
But let Chief Keef (whose song she’s referencing here), or any other rapper or even just Rihanna release a song about clubbing, partying and doing drugs and you know it would birth at least 4 different think pieces about The State of Hip-Hop™ by the next day about how rappers are promoting bad messages, encouraging drug use, ruining lives, destroying our children’s futures. But Katy Perry can tweet this as if she didn’t take a song about getting turnt up on a Friday night to #1.
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“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
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no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
peter pot
peter pot
the only boy who was higher than peter panand this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
why would peter pan’s brother have the same first name and a different surname
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so deep
One of my favorite quotes of his haha. It’s the sad truth.
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it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
the second one was kind of unexpected
but no one is disagreeing
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I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
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Just in case you ever foolishly forget; I’m never not thinking of you.
Virginia Woolf, Selected Letters (via violentwavesofemotion)
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