May 2012
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I don’t miss being with you nor do I still have feelings for you, but sometimes I wonder what would have happened if I sucked up my vulnerability for just three more days.
I’m in such a bad mood. Everyone is shitty and need to calm the fuck down. These things are so trivial and you really need to just make the best of it instead of bitching because it will literally help no one at all okay?
Relationships to me are about so much more than fun. For me, a relationship clicks when something profound happens. When it just feels deep. I could date someone for months and not really know them, you know? Sure, I know who their friends are and their hobbies and habits and words they say often. But what about their hopes, dreams, fears, and insecurities? I want someone who knows those things...
romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
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My father sent me a glance and a grin and started in again. “So, Alvina…I know you hate all boys, but I’ll bet there’s one special boy. One that you hate more than all the other boys combined—-right?”
Alvina just munched for a while. Then she shrugged. ”Maybe.”
”Does he go to school with you?”
”Maybe.”
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Sometimes it’s nice to just let all your judgments and reservations aside and try something new.
gapingfurnace:
napoleon bonaparte
more like napoleon BORN2PARTY
I’m afraid of growing up and living on my own, but what I’m mostly afraid of is just the process before I get into college. Being rejected from my dream school scares the shit out of me. Once/If I get in, I’ll probably be in hell until I get to school. I’m already sick of almost everyone I know and I’m ready to start over. I’d like some real friends. My cousin...
me: i'll do it at 7PM
time: 7:02PM
me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
I wish that entering the shower made time stop because seriously I enjoy it a lot but it takes so bloody long. Damn it.
My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh...
aloeveralotion:
I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met...
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